Nuptial-itis

I was recently diagnosed with "nuptialitis." It's a very serious condition and almost impossible to get rid of quickly. The symptoms are similar to ADHD, ADD, OCD, and insomnia...combined. This disease is a close cousin of "senioritis" and a prerequisite to "bridezilla syndrome," though that particular strain is more rare than typically believed.

My doctor tells me that with proper amounts of sleep, laughter, and hugs, I should be fully cured by December 27th. Until then, my students just get to have the pleasure of seeing me rather more absent-minded than usual. Oh well!